false alarm. still invincible.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
birth control should be required to get into college
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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