I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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