love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im holly from the hills drunk
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
