I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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