That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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