ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The power of my boobs compel you
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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