The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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