I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
you will always have a special place in my vag
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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