you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
There's always time for handjobs
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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