I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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