I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
too bad you live with your parents still
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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