Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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