But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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