I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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