Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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