You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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