She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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