We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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