he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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