I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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