It's like a parade of train wrecks.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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