I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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