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say what?
wanna hang out?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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