a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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