Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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