I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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