D3 body, D1 cock
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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