She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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