Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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