so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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