I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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