Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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