nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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