i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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