no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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