i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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