i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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