why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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