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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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