I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You smell like stripper and shame
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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