spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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