SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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