So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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