it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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