Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize