just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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