i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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