He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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