the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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