You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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