you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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