Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
