Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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