my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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