Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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