HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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